Half Full or Half Empty?

Whoever made up this deeply meaningful psychological examination was an idiot. Isn't the correct answer something like: "it's about a half glass of water." I mean, without precise scientific measuring devices, can the average person REALLY determine if there more of less than 50% of water in the glass?

Here's another example of the half/full half/empty psychological conundrum for you to solve. Your answer will have profound meaning in your in the next life. Think carefully.

Is Jesus pulling this poor wretched sinner out of the water or slowly lowering him into the abyss?