Dear Sir Lord God,
Please stop making bad people and people with an IQ of less than 78. Also, I know you like Mormons a lot but we really don't need anymore of those either, no matter how nice they may be.
Also, could you turn the thermostat down a little on earth? I know you must really like the earth since it's the only place in the universe you chose to put life. So, just in case you didn't notice (I know you have a lot on your mind caring for all that there is and all) it's getting a little toasty down here.
I realize how important it is for you to be worshiped and feared, but in all humbleness, wouldn't it be better to have only one religion? That is, of course, if you think there needs to be such a thing as religion at all. I don't think it matters what religion you might chose over all the others, but having only one religion would pretty much turn the entire planet into paradise on earth. I know that might make your heavenly reward thing a little less appealing, but if the whole world is singing your praises anyway, maybe you won't even need heaven anymore.
As long as we're on the subject of paradise on earth, why not go the distance and do away with all that is wrong in the world? If you need to be adored and revered, why did you make it possible for us to ignore you or not "believe" in you? Oh, yeah - that "free will" thing, right?
I guess the free will concept is a little hard to understand for us humans. After all, if you know all and see all and created all and are all that, then you already know which of us is going to ignore you, not believe in you or commit sins against you and you even know how it's all going to end, so uh, where does the free will thing come into play? But like I said, we're only human and we can't understand your mysterious ways. Which, if I'm being honest, makes it almost impossible to please you. But I'm not a complainer...
Lastly, I'd really like substantive and empirical evidence that you exist. I know this knowledge is one of your biggest mysterious no-no's. But it really seems like a big waste of my time to do your bidding for an entire lifetime if you're not going to be there at the end to give me your promised rewards.
In conclusion, if you do exist, I must admit that I admire your work, flowers are pretty and chocolate was a real stroke of genius. And I hope you don't hold a grudge against me or others who question your existence of effectiveness or relevance. I'd like to think that using the resources you gave us (like a brain) were given to be used. Otherwise, a spinal cord would probably have been enough.

Magic Wish of the Day:
"i wish i was born on july 3 1997 in los angeles to a
filipino-indian mother and an american father and a 6 years old younger sister"
Comment: uh, I don't think that this wish is ever going to be possible. As far as I know, only 2 people can create another human being. That third 6 yr. old is redundant, or more specifically superfluous, oh hell, it's just damn creepy.
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