Friday Information

Here are some thoughts on unrelated topics that came to mind

Is it too much to expect that the label will (at least vaguely) describe the contents?

Seriously, there's NO clams in this clam chowder.

Things to avoid: Grocery Shopping.
Too many confusing choices and the unit pricing is sometime is insane. You compare something per pound and then the next item is described as per 100 count. This needs to be made a criminal offense.

I'd rather have a nice bowl of pollack and anchovy chowder.

Things to believe in:

Conspiracy Theories that include both foreign money and obscure secret societies. These are the only ones that are real.

Things to seek out:

Guest Bloggers. Want to be one?

Things to wonder about:

Snails can sleep for three years. How do they know this? What if one of the snails being observed is just resting their eyes?

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

This is so stupid. There's no reason a duck's quack wouldn't echo.

When opossums are playing 'possum', they are not playing. They actually pass out from sheer terror.

Nobody cares about possums.

Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

They do torpedo up into the shark stomach which ruptures the stomach. If constitutes an explosion, so be it. 

To the bane of poets everywhere:

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver.

There's a special someone out there for everybody.