Magic Wishing Well

Visit the Magic Wishing Well

The Tick Central Magic Wishing Well allows visitors to make three wishes and drop them into the well. Also, there is a fortune telling component on the site that answers yes or no questions by Baba Rae Saba, the irreverent prognosticator of the magical realm of Tickcentraldom.

Here are some recent Questions to Baba and wishes that were dropped into the well. I've decided to comment on them this time around...

1) will lemmings fall in love with me?
I don't think so. It's unlikely. Maybe they will love you if you lead them AWAY from the cliffs.

2) MY ENEMY HAD HIT ME SO KINDLY GOD SHOULD PUNISH HIM
I don't think God will be punishing them anytime soon. He'd first have to create himself.

3) That every time I go to church it ends really fast
That makes perfect sense to me.
 
4) i wish i didn't have overwhelming anxiety while driving
So do all the other drivers on the road around you.

5) I wish for all girls to become obsessed with me
Yes, I believe this will definitely come true.

6) baba if i watch porn will you give me above 90 percentage
I have absolutely no idea what that means. But go ahead and watch porn, it builds character.

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