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I want two crabcakes.
I wish I was so sorry for my regrets
I wish this felony goes away instantly
I wish I was a pyrite box
I wish that at the age of 30 I acted more like 31
My Wife People FBI come and get me out of pine bluff Arkansas
I wish to work in small groups

More Magic Wishing Well Wishes and Questions for Baba

Do I have 13 wishes more than Namrod?

I wish my ex-wife would get out of prison to help me with the kids so I can spend time with my girlfriend Beverly.

I wish for a many foods in the kitchen life.

Move to a detached bungalow where its safe secure and secluded and peacefully desecrated.

I wish my internet was back on.

I wish to be an elf.

I wish I had a loyal girlfriend that is addicted to sex & has no STDs and had has a beautiful body and she can transform into anything I desire, but has freewill to be with me.

I wish I have a 5 bootles of mermaid potion.

Can I clone myself?

Is rick going to try and put me in a home?

Are there a lot of fruit flies circling the extremities of the living room right now?  FYI: a lot = more than ten.

Is there only one direction?

Will the paper under my bed turn into magic paper?

Does anyone have a hat for me?

Is Baba a dog?

Is this the devil website?

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I wish that I am able to change into a mammal.

I would like to be bald.

I wish I was Secretary of State since the beginning of my term.

Am I going to be Ty Pennington?

Is this the devil website?

Am I leaving this comment?

At which point do I become Ty Pennington?

Some Current Magic Wishes/Questions

Here are some of the latest interesting Magic Wishes, Questions for Baba and comments
left on the Magic Wishing Well Website:

1) Please kill Mark E. McNutt on 08/23/1965.
2) I wish that my appendix would burst.
3) I wish to regrow my teeth.
4) Will I ever buy a fake gun?
5) Will my Korean Wife be good enough?
6) Am i eating rice?
7) I would like to summon the devil.
8) You're a little strange. Get out of that tree.

Magic Wishing Well

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The Tick Central Magic Wishing Well allows visitors to make three wishes and drop them into the well. Also, there is a fortune telling component on the site that answers yes or no questions by Baba Rae Saba, the irreverent prognosticator of the magical realm of Tickcentraldom.

Here are some recent Questions to Baba and wishes that were dropped into the well. I've decided to comment on them this time around...

1) will lemmings fall in love with me?
I don't think so. It's unlikely. Maybe they will love you if you lead them AWAY from the cliffs.

2) MY ENEMY HAD HIT ME SO KINDLY GOD SHOULD PUNISH HIM
I don't think God will be punishing them anytime soon. He'd first have to create himself.

3) That every time I go to church it ends really fast
That makes perfect sense to me.
 
4) i wish i didn't have overwhelming anxiety while driving
So do all the other drivers on the road around you.

5) I wish for all girls to become obsessed with me
Yes, I believe this will definitely come true.

6) baba if i watch porn will you give me above 90 percentage
I have absolutely no idea what that means. But go ahead and watch porn, it builds character.

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Actual Wishes left in the Wishing Well

That I was perfect at putting on my football helmet.

I want all the people I am scamming to believe me and never doubt me.

I wish all my teeth regenerate.

I possess a shopstore for business giving by the mayor of my district.

I wish I will soon become the exact type of boyfriend Im looking to have.

I wish I had magical purple bag on February 28, 2014 appearing 2:00 p.m. On the edge of Mackensie Alene Savages bed.This magical bag has an unlimited amount American authentic hundred dollar bills. No one and or organization in the entire universe would ever suspect that these hundred dollar bills are counterfeit they will always believe that they came out of the professional machine Mackensie Alene Savage or anyone else will never get in trouble for the bag or the money comeing out of the bag. The hundred Dollar bills will be from the a dates 2013. And some from Georgia, Atlanta. All have different but logical serial numbers and letters. And as time moves so does the bills next year 20013 bill will be replaced by the 2014 bill. This will go on throughout the ages. The bag and money in the bag also move with inflation so 50 years from now will be equivalent to the hundred dollar bills now. The bag will work for the next 200 years once those 200 years are up the bag will cease to exist and by 200 years I mean from the date that I got. March 28, 2014. So on March 28,2214 the bag with him disappear, but the money that has been taken out of the bag will stay. How it works is I simply take hundred dollar bill out and the bill pulls the next one out, like a Kleenex box, and if I want it fast I simply shake it with the zipper undone, upside down and two-hundred of the hundred dollar bills will neatly fall out into a stack. I will never have any complaints about the purple bag of the money comes out of the bag.

Will I locate and crush on facebook?

How many people in this room want to see me go out without them?

I'm in love with a Korean celebrity guy named choi seung hyun, we have friends in common and we met once. Do you think he will fall in love with me?

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I can dream, can't I?

(these are all REAL wishes left on the Magic Wishing Well)

1) If I ate the world, would I be in trouble?

2) I wish to turn into a permanent female elephant with the elephant teeth and with the elephant flash and with the elephant also with the elephant muscles and with the elephant 1400tonne blubber weight and with the elephant brown skin and with the elephant internal organics and with the elephant big large ears and with the elephant big long nose trunk

3) I wish that at 3:30 AM any empty can of soda I have will be filled with a muscle growth potion that will bring a slight pain to my growth and I can see my muscles grow big enough to rip a shirt

4) My question is on Baba's table but I'm not sure what the table means. 

5) will i ever get my wish and become the avatar like my dog that protects the world 

6) will the 99 cent stores close that i want and wish to close forever

7) Is there really a anti christ?

8) am I a person?

9) does my ex husband love his new girlfriend?

10) is Dominic Dobbs my twin brother?

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