MORE MAGIC WISHES!!!

With comments by Baba Rae Saba himself!

I wish for all the littlest pet shops in the world in my mail box but people still have their own. (You’re an idiot.)

I wish I had the ability to talk to animals. (You mean like Squirrel Girl??)

I wish my internet was back on. (uh, how did you submit this wish without internet access?)

I wish my parents would make me a German Shepard. (Besides the fact that they can’t, why?)

I wish to marry my orange crush. (That’s just silly.)

I wish for Gary is constantly thinking about a can of raviolis. (This is the best wish you could think of? You’re worse than the person who wants miniature pet shops (all of them) in their mailbox!)

I wish I had a machine to make fictional food. (Would that mean it would be calorie-free?)

I wish one wish of yours Baba, pick wisely or it will not be good. (Is this a threat?)

I wish for my husband to stop pursuing a divorce without me. (Is that possible?)

I’m Gary and I don’t owe her anything more after stealing the canned goods. (Wow, you WERE thinking about canned ravioli!)

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I want two crabcakes.
I wish I was so sorry for my regrets
I wish this felony goes away instantly
I wish I was a pyrite box
I wish that at the age of 30 I acted more like 31
My Wife People FBI come and get me out of pine bluff Arkansas
I wish to work in small groups

More Magic Wishing Well Wishes and Questions for Baba

Do I have 13 wishes more than Namrod?

I wish my ex-wife would get out of prison to help me with the kids so I can spend time with my girlfriend Beverly.

I wish for a many foods in the kitchen life.

Move to a detached bungalow where its safe secure and secluded and peacefully desecrated.

I wish my internet was back on.

I wish to be an elf.

I wish I had a loyal girlfriend that is addicted to sex & has no STDs and had has a beautiful body and she can transform into anything I desire, but has freewill to be with me.

I wish I have a 5 bootles of mermaid potion.

Can I clone myself?

Is rick going to try and put me in a home?

Are there a lot of fruit flies circling the extremities of the living room right now?  FYI: a lot = more than ten.

Is there only one direction?

Will the paper under my bed turn into magic paper?

Does anyone have a hat for me?

Is Baba a dog?

Is this the devil website?

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I wish that I am able to change into a mammal.

I would like to be bald.

I wish I was Secretary of State since the beginning of my term.

Am I going to be Ty Pennington?

Is this the devil website?

Am I leaving this comment?

At which point do I become Ty Pennington?

Some Current Magic Wishes/Questions

Here are some of the latest interesting Magic Wishes, Questions for Baba and comments
left on the Magic Wishing Well Website:

1) Please kill Mark E. McNutt on 08/23/1965.
2) I wish that my appendix would burst.
3) I wish to regrow my teeth.
4) Will I ever buy a fake gun?
5) Will my Korean Wife be good enough?
6) Am i eating rice?
7) I would like to summon the devil.
8) You're a little strange. Get out of that tree.

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MAGIC WISHES FOR THE LAST DAY OF MAY 2014

I could have controllable ice powers

For me to grow a fox tail and ears

I wish to have a gluten-free ten-scoop ice-cream cone with chocolate, strawberry,

peach, vinalla, banana, pistachio, peppermint, lemon, orange and butterscotch in

that order from the top to the bottom.

I wish I was Asian and Canadian.

get my whole family back from the farm

I wish we go to spain and france and lose 11 pounds and keep it off forever

I want a rabbit

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The Tick Central Magic Wishing Well allows visitors to make three wishes and drop them into the well. Also, there is a fortune telling component on the site that answers yes or no questions by Baba Rae Saba, the irreverent prognosticator of the magical realm of Tickcentraldom.

Here are some recent Questions to Baba and wishes that were dropped into the well. I've decided to comment on them this time around...

1) will lemmings fall in love with me?
I don't think so. It's unlikely. Maybe they will love you if you lead them AWAY from the cliffs.

2) MY ENEMY HAD HIT ME SO KINDLY GOD SHOULD PUNISH HIM
I don't think God will be punishing them anytime soon. He'd first have to create himself.

3) That every time I go to church it ends really fast
That makes perfect sense to me.
 
4) i wish i didn't have overwhelming anxiety while driving
So do all the other drivers on the road around you.

5) I wish for all girls to become obsessed with me
Yes, I believe this will definitely come true.

6) baba if i watch porn will you give me above 90 percentage
I have absolutely no idea what that means. But go ahead and watch porn, it builds character.

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Actual Wishes left in the Wishing Well

That I was perfect at putting on my football helmet.

I want all the people I am scamming to believe me and never doubt me.

I wish all my teeth regenerate.

I possess a shopstore for business giving by the mayor of my district.

I wish I will soon become the exact type of boyfriend Im looking to have.

I wish I had magical purple bag on February 28, 2014 appearing 2:00 p.m. On the edge of Mackensie Alene Savages bed.This magical bag has an unlimited amount American authentic hundred dollar bills. No one and or organization in the entire universe would ever suspect that these hundred dollar bills are counterfeit they will always believe that they came out of the professional machine Mackensie Alene Savage or anyone else will never get in trouble for the bag or the money comeing out of the bag. The hundred Dollar bills will be from the a dates 2013. And some from Georgia, Atlanta. All have different but logical serial numbers and letters. And as time moves so does the bills next year 20013 bill will be replaced by the 2014 bill. This will go on throughout the ages. The bag and money in the bag also move with inflation so 50 years from now will be equivalent to the hundred dollar bills now. The bag will work for the next 200 years once those 200 years are up the bag will cease to exist and by 200 years I mean from the date that I got. March 28, 2014. So on March 28,2214 the bag with him disappear, but the money that has been taken out of the bag will stay. How it works is I simply take hundred dollar bill out and the bill pulls the next one out, like a Kleenex box, and if I want it fast I simply shake it with the zipper undone, upside down and two-hundred of the hundred dollar bills will neatly fall out into a stack. I will never have any complaints about the purple bag of the money comes out of the bag.

Will I locate and crush on facebook?

How many people in this room want to see me go out without them?

I'm in love with a Korean celebrity guy named choi seung hyun, we have friends in common and we met once. Do you think he will fall in love with me?

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Its all different in Switzerland

Emily introduced me to an app: Words for Friends.
I HATE games. But I'm hooked on this one....

Thursday Snowstorm Post

1) I wish my retinas had more darkness than the light at th4 end of the tunnel.

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Self-Expression is a Healthy Way to Express Yourself

 

 My Brain Agrees With Me

Wishes, Questions, and Videos!

A potpourri of Wishes dropped into the Magic Wishing Well

and Questions left for Baba Rae Saba

Magic Wish 1: I wish I could lose 65 pounds by the end of the week.
Magic Wish 2: I wish I could lose 75 pounds by the end of next week.
Magic Wish 3: I wish I owned a credit card with endless money only for myself with the pin # 1049.

Magic Wish 1: I wish the police let me and my mum go free
Magic Wish 2: Will we move to our own country?
Magic Wish 3: I want to marry Bill but  get divorced in Hawaii

Magic Wish 1: Will i stay with Ethan Murdie or will i have to devour him?
Magic Wish 2: I wish it snow in every state in the USA
Magic Wish 3: I wish that I had an ability that let me alter every aspect of my form however I wanted in under five minutes that I knew how to use without destroying anything

Question to Baba: Will my children look weird if I had any?
Question to Baba:I have been told that I was cursed by my parents...is that true?
Question to Baba: Does God really hate me this much?

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Magic Wish 1: Scrap my previous wishes all of them

Magic Wish 2: My mum will adopt Demi and Dion from Southwark adoption. Dion is a thoughtful and bubbly girl. She is sociable and engages easily with both adults and children. Dion is thriving and loves school and has made strong friendships. Dion loves painting, drawing, reading and writing. Her reading is advanced for her age. Dion is a good dancer, she loves drama, and playing football. 

Demi is an intelligent child; she has settled well within her foster placement with her sister and has formed good secure attachments. Demi is age appropriate in her development and in some areas is already ahead of her peers. Demi is a is contented, playful and happy child. She enjoys playing with her dolls, browsing through picture books and creating the story to these pictures. Dion and Demi are thriving within the placement. They are described as a delight to care for. Both girls have made a good attachment to their foster carer and are exceptionally bright.

Magic Wish 3: My mum will adopt them on Sunday 19th January 2014, in other words tomorrow at 5:10pm without me my brother and my dad. My dad and brother will be happy and approve of this. Dion and Demi will go to Trinity primary school. 
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paranoid much?

Some early January Wishes:

I Wish That The Government Plan To Kill Us Fails.
To Morning Wake up in my Bed in Year 2006, somewhere in July.

Will I go out with my dentist?

I wish I was Tae Heckard’s identical twin sister named Monroe Heckard.

My dad would wake up and realize jail is not life.

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Keeping up with Jones's

Magic Wish 1: I wish Debby Ryan would be dead please grant this wish

Magic Wish 2: I wish Erin Marie Confer would be dead please grant this wish

Magic Wish 3: I wish Victoria Hammonds would be dead please grant this wish 

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Magic Wish of the Day:

"I wish that when I go to bed, I will be the next one to fall asleep."

 

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