God's Birthday Present

God has decided I need another health issue. He seems to be adding to my collection more and more over time. I think it's a ploy to make sure I pay attention to him and stop being a disbeliever. I don't think that's going to happen. Maybe if God turned my brain into cottage cheese I would stop being a non-believer. But that won't actually make me become a believer because I will have cottage cheese for brains.