Where is everything?

As most of you know, the universe is very close to spatially flat. This spatial flatness is possible when the mass-energy density of the universe is equal to the critical density. (don't stop reading, this is going to get interesting soon)

So here's the problem:

Even though we know that the universe is missing a LOT of mass (since the mass-energy density doesn't reach the critical density) and the total amount of matter in the universe INCLUDING Dark Matter, is STILL only 23% of what is needed to bring the density up to the critical density...AND we add in the 73% of Dark Energy that the theories and calculations tells us that has to exist, there is still 96% of the universe missing.

Misplaced. Lost. Out of bounds. Unseen. Just doesn't seem to there. No evidence to suggest it exists at all besides (generally accepted) theory.

Think about it.

WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

NINETY SIX PERCENT OF THE UNIVERSE. 

That's right. Everything we know consists of atoms and light, gravity, electromagnetism, both the strong and weak nuclear forces, planets, stars, galaxies, Pepsi bottles and even our biological bodies only amounts to 4% of what we can see and measure. All the rest is a complete mystery. 96% of everything that has to exist doesn't seem to exist.

(see Emily, I didn't mention God even once!)