Sunday is Funday

The Strange  and Impossible:

1) While sitting on a chair, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Then, while doing that, draw the number 6 with your right hand. You can't help it: your foot will change direction.
Consequence: none

2) Wash your eyes with soap.
Consequence: pain

3) Count your hair.
Consequence: inability to do so can lead to a distorted self-image

4) Believe in the Power of Jesus.
Consequence: life of futility

5) Slam a revolving door.
Consequence: a need for extreme patience

6) Put up a Lost Dog poster with a picture of a cat on it.
Consequence: the risk of receiving parakeets

 7) Sleep in a room that has a mirror in it.
Consequence: a possibility of being sucked into another dimenion

8) Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with 3 knives. One for the peanut butter, one for the jelly, and one to cut the sandwich in half.
Consequence: severe psychosis

9) Run a marathon with a refrigerator on your back.
Consequence:need for Advil